Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book.Sample Book Insights: #1 I had two coping strategies after my split with Tommy Lee. I got high, and I got even. I looked in the mirror. Twenty-six years old. My peroxide mane was messy; my roots were showing. I was Courtney Love meets Malibu Barbie, with the gaunt yet chic figure of a runway model.#2 I was seven years older than Leo, and I felt like his grandma. I’d never been someone’s G. I. L. F. before. I was ready to party.#3 I had sex with Leo, and while it was nice, I couldn’t help but think of Tommy Lee while doing it. I hadn’t thought about whether or not I had any diseases, and when I sucked Leo’s penis, I couldn’t get the condom to taste good.#4 I had a very short affair with an actor named Stephen Dorff, who was very into me, but I was not into him at all. I made fun of him, and he never spoke to me again.